Feel what it would be like to have a zombie suck your peepers out?

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One hapless Googler (or Binger) made his or her way here seeking that arcane knowledge.

I imagine it would be remarkably similar to having your eyes sucked out by, say, George Soros. Only less wealthy and leftist, with more corpsey odors and horror.

Hope that helps.

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