- Glubrrgle noises at desk
- Indoor fireworks
- Window sliming
- Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards
- Sit in the corner and think about what I've done
THINGS TO DO TODAY
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Grandpa, why are there people?
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I have a theory about that
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"...scarcely human orchid of a woman"? Who even thinks like that?
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Grandpa, why are there people?
The defining characteristic of FutureHuman!™ is perfect teeth
I have a theory about that
Com barne, ye trillithe castike
"...scarcely human orchid of a woman"? Who even thinks like that?
So-so
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