Is There Anything

...more amusing than a raging, half-naked circus clown strung out on crank staggering desperately down the median of the parkway in a futile attempt to catch the gleeful trio of tumbling Russian midget acrobats who have stolen his balloon pants and his big floppy shoes?

I certainly don't think so, but that's just me.

Also, it could've been a bunch of ducks, or an ice cream truck.

I was driving pretty fast.