Ian Wood

There's nobody around to notice how you've got your Jack Sparrow twiddly-fingers down cold, and when you notice, you realize that you've been doing it for quite some time without being aware of it at all
Giggling fits
Your eyes keep crossing, but with a little effort, you can move around the apartment quite well
With a little more effort and the clever placement of a straight-backed chair, you discover that you can read two books simultaneously
These books are Prophets and Prophecy in the Ancient Near East (left eye) and An Illustrated History of Interior Decoration (right eye)
Occasionally, due to the aforementioned eye-crossing and a lapse in concentration, you fall over
You find this amusing
At some point in the recent past, you purchased and consumed an entire cheesecake
You do not remember doing this
Cheesecake is good
The wind outside is clearly trying to tell you something
Cookies?
The rushing sensation of spirit trying to claw its way up your chest and out your neck
A keen desire to let it do so...so that it can go to the store for cheesecake
Or maybe cookies

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