I'm beginning to think your stand by sign was just a ruse so you could slip down to Cabo for a little fun and sun without feeling obliged to ask us along. Fine. But bring me back a sparkly sombrero.

Nope, I am in fact adjusting.

Oddly enough, this process does involve sombreros. But they're on fire.

I realize Einstein described insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Since i'm not totally insane, we'll pretend i didn't stop by again.