Which is my way of saying I am just swamped. But my pages are due tomorrow night, so I'm going to plow through these chapters here--a revisin' machine, that's me and no mistake--and check back in here after that, when the dust settles and the cleaners have gotten the blood out of the carpet.
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I'm not sure yet...but I may end up needing the number of your cleaners. Bloodstains, even ones that haven't happened yet, are a real bitch.
Get yerself some YetToHappen brand seltzer (Costco carries it). Gets future bloodstains right out.