Incidentally

Parts 1, 2, and 3 of this series-style thing I wrote are also going to be posted on Girls with Insurance, "a magazine focusing on humor, silliness, stilted declarations, sly foxes, fiction, poetry, pop culture, and everything which causes orgasms the world over."

Presumably you've read them here, but even if you haven't, do have a look at GwI. I'll just wait here...