A massive yet readable post of unparalleled genius that clearly and concisely explains all kinds of fantastic and wonderful ideas about just why it is that the world is the way it is and why the people in it do what they do plus an extra added bonus bit that ties body modification and deviant sex acts into the resolution of all wars the elimination of disease putting a base on Mars and bringing back the wax cups that Dannon yogurt used to come in because it was better back then and so were Pop Tarts while simultaneously explaining how we can wean ourselves off of fossil fuels in 180 days and eliminate all forms of prejudice through the public funding of pornography and the mass distribution of teledildonic technology which in turn will result in the elevation of people who actually know what they're doing to high political office in place of the empty skinjobs currently lurking in the halls of Congress and beneath the floorboards of the White House as well as the spontaneous combustion of the sociopathic inhabitants of corporate boardrooms across the planet.
Afterwards, there will be cake.
Because cake is good, and we deserve some.
Afterwards, there will be cake.
Because cake is good, and we deserve some.
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